Funny Tumblr Meme Dump

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FightMilk22
Dec 13, 2019 1:08 AM EST

A fairly large list of funny Tumblr stuff.

Another lists awaits for when all done with this one.

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    Photo caption - © 1 * 74% Verizon ? 9:42 AM torracat LET ME INNNNNN!!! [adult swim) GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HEREN both of these are how ur cat feels about being in ur bedroom 107,531 notes dragonprinceantholoay Follow
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    People - positive-memes how many genders are there? "I don't know, I just got here."
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    Text - 1 * 86% Verizon ? 9:08 AM peterssquill whenever scott lang has to pay attention or be serious it looks like he's fighting to concentrate over the kazoo kid kazooing in his head peterssquill hope: did u hear anything i just said scott: yah scott internally: #scott lang #ant man #stupid shit
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    Text - soonersgirl86 S mrd-k3 Follow myfriendscallmekazzy Why do Spotify friends exist? So they can see my ABHORRENT taste in music at 2am on a Tuesday? So they know I have played Party In The USA on a loop for three weeks? So they know all my faults and weaknesses? Why is this a feature. myfriendscallmekazzy Can I be honest, I originally made this post because someone asked me "if I was okay" after listening to the Skyrim soundtrack for around 80 hours. Mind your own business 70,925 notes
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    Text - Matthew Mercer and Alexander Ward liked bailey @starryarcana Millennials aren't buying diamonds because we're buying dnd dice instead 10:54 · 2/7/19· Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - reddhoodd once my brothers friend walked into his room and just started sniffing the air and went "oh i smell a quarter" and then walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can't stop thinking about it it's been like a year and it haunts me to this day Source: reddhoodd
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    Text - vlals i think the most wholesome prank i ever pulled was with a friend who had a polaroid camera and we were out one evening walking around the neighbourhood and this one neighbour had a garden gnome and we kidnapped him for the evening and took a bunch of polaroids of his wild night out: gnome on the swing set, gnome climbing a tree, gnome laying down next to an empty bottle of vodka, gnome just causing an absolute ruckus and then we took all the pictures and put them in a little see-thr
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    Text - 1 * 89% Verizon 9:00 AM i-am-me-i-am-sam S andy-the-anon Follow popokko u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app mellarkish me: we need to study brain: hhuuUUUUGUHHGHUHGUHGUHUUH : ((( oops SORRY! woopsie doopsies ! we mad ea big ol uhuhfdioufhdsiuiuaksj!!!!!!????!?!?! :((((, mellarkish is everyone reblogging this ok ethrelustful we're all just malfunctioning sims edge-impulse Oh no there's a plate in front of my door guess I can't go to school today.
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    Text - vampireapologist Some girl in my class was talking about McDonald's shamrock shakes and this yeehaw dude in cowboy boots said they suck and then he looked me in the eyes and said "what you're gonna do is go to Arby's, and get yourself a mint chocolate chip shake." And he said it with such authority and certainty that I did so as soon as I got in my car Source: vampireapologist
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    Text - paramaline shoutout to my coworker for thinking that "illuminati" and "alumnae" meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i'm an illuminati" into the conversation Source: paramaline
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    Text - Some days l'd like to be murdered some days l'd like to bed god insufferable-soyboy Tintended to type 'be god'; let this be yet another demonstration of how much wiser and knowing my fingers are compared to my feeble mind
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    Text - D, eternalgirlscout justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that's a funny trick to play on god" backpackapplesauce "you're rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend" is a very close second Source: eternalgirlscout
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    Text - lucentgallivanter me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: could sooner divert a river from its you course than deny my nature
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    Text - actualmermaid I will never not be delighted by the first English description of an opossum: "An Opassom hath an head like a Swine, and a taile like a Rat, and is of the bignes of a Cat. Under her belly she hath a bagge, wherein she lodgeth, carrieth, and sucketh her young." opossummypossum poetry... to my ears..
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    Comics - WELL ! SOMEONE'S A LUCKY BIRD! НЕН НЕН YESH THEY ARE! FALSEKNEES.COMO2018
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    Text - kate @QUEENWITCH my heart goes out to any aspiring dystopian fiction authors who keep having their ideas stolen by the conservative party 02/08/2015, 00:14 4,585 RETWEETS 4,557 LIKES
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    Text - wwwdmmmffnn @woodmuffin GOD: my latest creation will have the body of an ape, the voice box of a parrot, the skin of a pig, and the intelligence of a dolphin. I call it Human, and it will destroy everything else l've made ANGELS: [confused applause]
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    Text - Jacqueline Novak @jacquelinenovak Thate the little joke when a group of people at a meal start eating when the food arrives and someone's like "we're all quiet now hehe now that we're eating hehe" and people are like hehe
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    Face - dykeceratops I can't wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes neilnevins 214.084 Anmerkungen >
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    Text - dirtypaws Coworker: nice day out huh? Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany. 10.961 Anmerkungen
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    Text - Ariana Lenarsky @aardvarsk COL Shitty airline travel is the absolute pinnacle of humanity to me. We found a way to soar through the high untrespassed sanctity of space and also found a way to make it suck the whole time. Absolutely iconic work by the species. 7:36 PM 26 Aug 18 23.2K Retweets 125K Likes
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    Fish - SHARKS! By Christian Talbot. Illustrated by Sophie Hudge WHAT IS IT WE CAN SMELL FROMA QUARTER OF A MILE AWAY? BLOOD, NOT TOAST? NO. EUGENE, I THINK I'M HAVING A STROKE.
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    Text - RC Crobot @roboticcrab ME *traps wasp under a cup* MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups* ME: no MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them* 7:08 PM · 9/20/18 · Twitter for iPhone 2,916 Retweets 9,253 Likes
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    Text - Abbie @AbbieEvansXO 20h Mary: oh no my period is late Joseph: oh no how late Mary: I dunno, what's the date Joseph: hmm according to the calendar it's 9 months BC Mary: 9 months what now
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    Fur - MH
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    Facial expression - ruinedchildhood whatdat Source: patrickmasturb... lichals 6 Panerican 7sur fare Cityt .tuck it in nice and snug like a burrito. Ciyty Donell winl It's a butrito, you dont want the meat to fall out 3 good, bußit'salittle tights 574,445 notes
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    Domestic pig - Hey, Hamm! Look, I'm Picasso! You uncultured swine! Idon't get it. deadkitty213: The jokes you didn't appreciate as a kid
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    Machine - When u keep askn for 15$ and they replace yo ass @mindofjson
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    Motor vehicle - That's one way to give directions... INORTH STOP 25 ALL WAY CMINNESOTA MELISSA TURN RIGHT
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    Food - What you doing up at 2 in the morning " Me:
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    Swing - Playing with my son at the park.
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    Leaf - extractalesson: | Legolize it.
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    People - "My friend's kid met his grandpa's twin for the first time today." Thack A HEAVY Mharl tastefullyoffensive: "Am I high?" (photo via gasstationfitted)
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    Cartoon - Tinky Wieky LA-LA Dipsy Poe sweet-words-of-horror: attackofthepartycannon: youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease: I choked on my water. la-la is the only one who notices wow Jfc this is great
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    Text - DUDE yOU'RE ALFEDY 1M VYNG DEAD HALORVIC SHUT UP halorvic: leave me to my melodrama
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    Cartoon - "when we get in the store don't touch shit, don't ask for shit cause you ain't getting SHIT"
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    Vertebrate - Kstability future career plans
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    Vehicle - I GO KILL SUBMARINE FOR THE MOTHERLAND
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    Toilet - Im at this guys house and he has a picture of his TOLIET on his TOLIET im CRying
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    Green - if a snake ate a carrot..... makochantachibanana: heyitspj: it'l become a snarrot
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    Photograph - When your slave master thinks you gon' be working for him forever but you leaving with Harriet tonight
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    Text - eternallyobsessed 2 nothing-in-the-dark "Well, look who I ran into," crowed Coincidence. "Please," flirted Fate, "this was meant to be." lost-in-ecstasy: nonpaura: This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr. Wow this is so clever
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    Arm - 1hund: monkonacid: LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY I SPIT MY DRINK
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    Cartoon - It all began on the day of my actual birth Bothof my parentsfailedtoshow up chaystar.tumblr.com hecallsmepineappleprincess: I died laughing for 8 million years
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    Text - What happens as the power of magnification increases? Power10 x 10 l00 Power Power L40 x 10 400 T. Trimpe 2003 http://sciencespot.net/ wizardgrum: my biology teacher hated me a lot
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    Dog breed - When you see ur roommate looking for the food they were saving and ur literally still chewing it Tank.Sinatra
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    Cat - My kitten likes to 'hide' in this jar, and it confuses her brother Source: tastefullyoffens... #instagram @ex.sr.tiago
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    Sitting - www.instagram.com/p/BEVIPYUXL7K/ victorpopejr When u just won uno but can't get up cuz u sitting on all ya cards
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    Text - When ya grandparents see each other after their divorce
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    Face - still have your underwear. I still have your virgnity. pajamaswag I will never get over how badly she won that one.
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    Product - foreveralone-lyguy: dragonyuri1: now this is what i like to see.. if i'm gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage.. its called innovation and i've never been so happy to be a capitalist...
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    Home game console accessory - if you grew up playing this ARIO @CIOLTKING.CANNA AIDA Your generation made a bunch of shitty moth memes last week Memecenter.com
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    Comics - WHATIS THE RULE IN THIS HOUSE ABOUT CANDY? GRAMPA, CAN I GETA PIECE OF CANDY FROM THE CANDY JAR? NO. THATIS GRAMMA'S RULE, GRAMPA'S RULE IS BRING ME ONE TOO. NO CANDY UNTIL AFTER DINNER? 9/26 EE 02016 Ban Crane, dst by Washington Post Witers Group PANE
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    Text - fidefortitude : slumbermancer: basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that's inside of your body, and they're like.. a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that's probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that's basically fine. if something wants to get at your blood, and they're, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that's where the
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    Text - I guess the question I have for people who love LaCroix is have you tried any other beverages
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    Face - adam @brokeangel me after i fall in love with a boy who wants nothing to do with me OK I need your help. I am going to clown academy and I have to pick a face. #1 #2 #3 please help me
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    Games - C14 THING @STOOPIOMAYNE CAT MOTH $12,999 $6,000 $24,000
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    Muscle - getting turned on by this image moths preteen boys on the internet in 2010
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    Lighting - The guy she tells you not to worry about Your crush You
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    Text - Janie In A Bottle @AtticusFinch79 ORS batsignal illuminates the night *mothman slams right into it* 1/9/18, 7:53 AM
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    Photo caption - YOU CAN DO IT! DANNY TREJO BELIEVES IN YOU! makeameme.org diecse
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    Face - “Are you seriously watching The Office again?" You You You You You You You Oughta know
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    Guitar - *jesus picks up bread* this is my body *jesus picks up wine* this is my blood *jesus picks up guitar* this is THE STORY OF A GIRL
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    Face - PIVOT @devin flanagan V JUST PIVOT
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    Font - G da * * O a 77% 1 9:14 AM In conclusion, I am a slut for crab rangoons @rextrillerson 2K 14K Comments A Share 75 Like Comment
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    Text - D The Dad @thedad THE DAD God: what are they doing down there? Angel: they are making milk from almonds God: what?! Igave them, like, 8 animals to get milk from A: they dont like that milk God: [mockingly] tHey DonT LiKe THat miLk *flips a table*
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    Text - Denizcan James @MrFilmkritik You know, when I said I wanted the real world to be more like Harry Potter I just meant the teleportation and the magic stuff, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers have to rise up and fight back.
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    Advertising - YOUR OLD INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER YOU Up To 500 Mbps High-Speed Internet" $499 per month for 12 months Digital TV, HBO; HBO GO; New Advanced TIV0 with Voice Remote. Modem and Standard WiFi RELIABLE INTERNET FROM RCN RCN RCN.COM
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    Text - 00000 Verizon ? 5:44 PM Instagram grandmother slime @artyintheuk if I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online it's not that I lied it's just that I failed Liked by hannahconferr, itsdking and 311,440 others fuckjerry I felt this View all 4,319 comments
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    Text - java java yes user? hogging RAM? no user telling lies? no user Task Manager Ele Octons Vew Processes Perfomance Asp history Start-up Users Detais Services 11% 93% 8% 0% CPU Memony Name Disk Netiwork kavaTM Patform SE binary OR 450,5 ME OMB/S O Mops open task manager
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    Cat - Knock shit off the table. For no fucking reason at all. JUST PUSH IT.
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    Font - hat wasn very cash money of I SEMEN STILL SEEK HIM
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    Text - philosophyshitscribble i wanna play a tabletop RPG where my six stats are gumption chutzpah moxy childlike wonder the cut of my gib and a certain je ne sais quoi
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    Cartoon - *inhales * A HARRY DIDJA PUT YONAME IN DA GOBLETA FA YA
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    Text - marcvscicero writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page fencer-x I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy's name nor his face nor whether our battle is done. hello-kitty-senpai .i
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    Hair - *Logs into Google on a new device* Google:
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    Green
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    Text - roger #1 saw borhap x34 @ohhchunky if bohemian rhapsody starts playing and the person you're with doesn't start singing along and at least attempt the different voices, you really need to leave them alone. You just don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
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    Text - BUSINESS INSIDER Millennials are treating pets like 'their firstborn child,' and it's reportedly causing problems for some of the best- known pet food brands By Mary Hanbury November 12, 2018 528 Duncan Johnson "Younger people are treating their pets like living, breathing fucking animals, and it's reportedly causing problems for some of the best-known pet food brands that have been selling garbage fillers that barely qualify as nutrition." There, fixed your shitty headline. 2.6K Love Rep
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    Text - Katie Lienemann @katielienemann 18th birthday: cant wait to be 21 19th birthday: cant wait to be 21 20th birthday: cant wait to be 21 21st birthday: YEET 22nd birthday: time is fleeting; my days left on this earth are numbered
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    Text - Google i ho i hope parrallel universe me is doing okay Done a we0OVUDOD
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    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
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    Text - GERMAN SPEAKERS : DO You LIKE UMLAUTS ? ME : No GERMAN SPEAKERS :
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    Forehead - Pomona: I'm here to apply for the Herbology teacher position Dumbledore: What's your last name? Pomona: Sprout Dumbledore:
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    Cartoon - When you go to bed at 2am and set an alarm for 7am EMERGENCY EXIT *Chuckles* l'm in danger.
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    Face - When you're watching TV and your sibling gets out of the good chair to get a drink harlequinhatter
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    Text - Wonder Boy @CodyMarkRankin Girl: Wow that was the best sex l've ever had, but I have to ask.... why are you wearing that goofy chef's hat?? Me: *beet red and physically exhausted slowly takes off hat to reveal ratatouille controlling my every move* 12/30/17, 15:31 from Arizona, USA
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    Text - A you-only-liberate-once my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba as "Roomba-san" and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly say “ganbatte, Roomba- san.ganbatte" as it made distressed beeping noises at her whoopsrobots "Ganbatte: Cheer up, Be courageous, Do your best" Source: you-only-liberate-once 151,556 notes
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    Text - @slashonsieves kids who could read at 12th grade level in 4th grade are all depressed and illiterate now 12:23 AM 19 Apr 18 2,856 Retweets 6,606 Likes littlemonarch My psychiatry professor says individuals with a higher IQ when children must be stimulated to develop it further or else they are more susceptible to develop anxiety and depression and also "falling off the curve". And since as a child you can't control the circumstances of your development, I'm sad to inform that your family
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    Physical fitness - idk what McConaughey was saying but it must've been fierce af 22,993 likes
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    Eyewear - 618 @htxkel being 21 is overrated, im ready to be 25 with good credit, low insurance & stability Imao 04/05/2018, 21:40 915 Retweets 1,669 Likes Caine Lawson @EvWill 19h Replying to @htxkel @htxkel cause l'ma hurt her y'all better talk to her before I do feelings
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    Text - johnkatier dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced "jif" and i still wouldn't fucking do it nudityandnerdery I'd just shrug and say, "Okay, thanks, Jod, Ill keep that in mind."
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    Face - joe @jsphdeal someone said post malone's moustache looks like two dogs kissing and my life hasn't known peace since
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    Bird - I DIDN'T ASK TO BE THIS BEAUTIFUL Υου THINK I CHOSE THIS CRIMSON HUE OF PERFECTION ? IT'S HARD TO BE HUMBLE WHEN YOU ARE THE ARCHETYPE OF HANDSOME AND THIS THING? FALSEKNEES.cOMO2017
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    Text - kate king @myhoneypeaches if you aren't someone the church would've killed 400 years ago are you even living?
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    Text - fairygodrobot anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably
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    Text - Abby Jimenez @AbbyJimenez763 STRANGER: Hey, is that guy bothering you? ME: Yeah, but he's my husband so I igned up for this.
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    Gentleman - ARTY
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    Text - am fantasnek hiss hahaha heck imagination and now youll see how sneklike doin mickey a nightmare i can be
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    Cat
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